50+ KHATARNAK STATUS IN ENGLIS
#“Love
me for who I am – not what you want me to be. Take me or leave me. It’s that
simple.”
#“Stop
checking my Status, Go and love your GF.”
#“The
real reason women live longer than men because they don’t have to live with
women.”
“Every
problem comes with a solution, but my GF doesn’t have.”
#“Someone
asked me: How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine.”
#“I am
not Spiderman nor Superman. However, I am the superhero for my GF!”
#“I am a
hot dude with cool attitude.”
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#“Every problem comes with some solution… If it
doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl!”
#“Dear
Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend. Now, you help me
to save mine.”
#“Men
also have FEELINGS, for example, they can feel HUNGRY.”
#“80% of
boys have girlfriends… Rest 20% are having a brain.”
#“In my
house, I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.”
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#“Dear
Good Boys, do not worry having no girlfriend this time. Remember, bad boys will
always have the best girlfriend but they will never have the best wife.”
#“Better
to be strong than pretty and useless.”
#“Men
hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home
to, or they do.”
#“Boys
are great, every girl should have one.”
#“Man of
the year.”
#“Girls
express their feelings via tears. Boys express their feelings via Beers.”
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#“A naughty thought a day keeps the stress
away.”
#“A man
in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.”
#“Every
man is the architect of his own fortune.”
#“A
thinking man can never be brave.”
#“Some
men have Hundreds of reasons why they cannot do what they want to when all they
need is one reason why they can.”
#“Just
Because I do not have A Girlfriend, does not mean I am Alone, I Have a Food and
Internet.”
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#“Guys
are like stars, there are millions of them, but the only one makes your dreams
come true.”
#“Live
fast. Die young. Be wild. Have fun.”
#“Boys.
I’d turn gay if they weren’t so sexy.”
#“Fashion should be a form of escapism and not
a form of imprisonment.”
#“I’m
not cranky. I just have a violent reaction to stupid people.”
#“I
can’t say yes (a gentleman never tells). But I’d lie if I said no.”
#“Your
attitude may hurt me, but mine can even kill you.”
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#“I’m
very much a gentleman in what I do.”
#“A
gentleman knows his actions carry more weight than any words spoken.”
#“I am
strong. I am kind. I am smart. I am important. I am fearless. I am amazing.”
#“It’s
attention to detail that makes the difference between average and stunning.”
#“It’s
not that I’m so smart; it’s just that I stay with problems longer.”
#“A
gentleman never talks about his tailor.”
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#“Style is a reflection of your attitude and
your personality.”
#“Only
great minds can afford a simple style.”
#“In
character, in manner, in style, in all things, the supreme excellence is
simplicity.”
#“On
matters of style, swim with the current, on matters of principle, stand like a
rock.”
“Looking
good isn’t self-importance; it’s self-respect.”
#“You
have to be smart. The easy days are over.”
#“Come on, gentleman; let us drink to our
stupidity.”
#“I may
look calm. But in my head, I’ve killed you about 5 times.”
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#“God
hadn’t made me handsome, but he’d given me something, I always felt: funny
bones.”
# “Manners matter. Good looks are a bonus. Humor
is a must.”
# “Like me for who I am and not for who you
want me to be. Take it or leave it. That simple.”
# “I am a hot dude with a cool attitude.”
# “How do you know what it’s like to be stupid
if you’ve never been smart?”
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#“I told
him to take care of his eyes because they are the only balls he has.”
#“Don’t
Study me. You won’t Graduate!”
#“Oh, you hate me? Join the club. They are
weekly meeting at the corner of fuck you street and kiss my ass blvd.”
#“I’d rather laugh with the sinners.”
#“Yes, my black little heart skips a happy beat
when I see Karma catch up to somebody who deserves it.”
#“Sometimes I wish I were a nicer person but
then I laugh at that idea and continue my day.”
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#“I took a gander at my Instagram photographs
and acknowledged I
look excellent.”
#“Row, row, row your boat gently the f*ck away
from me.”
#“Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can
be pretty on the inside too.”
#“There is a difference between talking shit
about a person and talking truth about a shitty person.”
#“Zombies eat brains. So, you are safe.”
#“I am a nice person. Just do not push the
b*tch button.
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#“You want to be at my level? Then climb
b*tch.”
#“Throw me to the wolves and I´ll come back
leading the pack.”
#“I like my coffee how I like myself: dark,
bitter, and too hot for you.”
#“I’m a blur, a speeding bullet you can’t
catch.”
#“No darling, I have checked my receipt and I
didn´t buy any of your bullshit.”
#“I don’t need your approval to be me.”
#“Just Because I have been away, doesn’t mean I
have forgotten HOW TO SLAY!”
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#“My circle is small because I am into quality,
not quantity.”
#“Judge me when you are perfect.”
#“Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness,
bitch.”
#“You sir, are a human version of period
cramps.”
#“Quality over quantity.”
#“I don’t need your approval, darling. I have
my own.”
#“It doesn’t matter what anyone else thinks of
me because I know who I am, and I am damn proud of it.”
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#“I am fucking gold, you can prefer Silver and
it’s okay.”
#“Take a ride on my energy.”
#“Looking in the mirror I see the only
competition I have.”
#“I am not picky, I just know what I want.”
#“My girlishness has sharp teeth.”
#“Own what’s yours, or else others will try
to.”
#“You can’t do epic shit with basic people.”
#“Short, sassy, cute and classy.”
#“The more I find myself, the more people I
lose.”
#“Don’t be easy to define. Let them wonder
about you.”
#“Oh, I saw something that reminded me of you
today, but do not worry, I flushed it.”
#“Her attitude is savage but her heart is
gold.”
#“Let me file that under F*ck It!”
#“I am trying to see things from your point of
view but I can not stick my head so far up my ass!”
#“R.I.P. to the f*ck I almost gave.”
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#“I do very bad things and I do them very
well.”
#“The best place to put your opinions is right
up your ass.”
#“I have found puddles deeper than you.”
#“Honey, if you listen closely, you can hear me
not giving a f*ck.”
#“I hope Karma slaps you in the face before I
do.”
#“You are either on my side, by my side, or in
my fu*king way. Choose wisely.”
#“Shut up, I wear heels bigger than your d*ck.”
#“You look like something I drew with my left
hand.”
#“Bitch please, you’ve more issues than vogue.”
#Insult and wife both are similar. They look
good if it is not yours.
#My parents are lucky as they have a child like
me.
#Einstein – Genius mind! Bill Gates – Brilliant
mind. ME – Never Mind!
#Do a favor to me, please. Take a selfie. Then
send it to me. I am playing cards, and I’m missing joker
#Hey you! Don’t copy my status
.
#I am not lazy. I am just on energy saving
mode.
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#Your status can’t ever match my status.
Neither on Whatsapp nor in real life.
#Attitude is like underwear, don’t show it just
wear it.
#I have stopped fighting with my inner demons.
Now we are on the same side.
#You will find a person pretty than me, smarter
than me. But you will never gonna find a person like me.
#I am cool, but this global warming makes me
hot.
#When I die, some people will get haunted.
#You have a problem with me. Then take a car
and drive down to hell.
#When you can’t kill them with kindness, then
use a basketball. The results may vary.
#I tried to be normal. It was so boring. So I
went back to being me.
#Don’t give me your attitude unless you want
mine.
#I am having technical issues with my attitude
today.
#I hate when you have to be nice to the person
you really want to throw a brick at.
#Judge me, and I am ready to prove you wrong.
#Shhh! I am hiding from stupid people.
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#Life is too short, so why you are wasting it
in reading my Whatsapp status.
#I have learned the most profitable lessons
from my failures, not success.
#Too glam to give a damn.
#Hello there! I have found your nose; it was
again in my business.
#I arrive late at the office. I make it by
leaving early.
#Do not be the reason you don’t succeed.
#My life my rules, keep your poky nose out of
it.
#I often talk to myself as I often need expert
advice.
#I am a nice person with a bad attitude.
#You are the maker of your future, so make it
better
.
#Sometimes you succeed, and sometimes you
learn.
#Not having money does not make you poor. But
not having a goal makes.
#I am good enough to forgive you but not dupe
to trust you again.
#Whatsapp is like a refrigerator, you know
there is nothing new but still, you check it.
#Advantage of being a fool; you are always
satisfied with yourself.
#Dream it, do it.
#I don’t argue. I just explain why I am right.
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#Study me as much as you like.
#I never mind if nobody likes me. After all, I
am not a Whatsapp status.
#I am who I am; your approval is not needed.
#Don’t let the bad attitude of others ruin good
attitude of yours.
#I am only responsible for what I say, not for
what you understand.
#Think positive, live positive if you want to
get positive results.
#Adore me or dislike me. You can’t stop me from
shining.
#I don’t care what others say about me as long
as it is not true.
#Don’t like me? Huh then why so interested in
checking my Whatsapp status
.
#My GF said I need to be more affectionate. Now
I have two GFs :D.
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